Excuse me while I light my spliff

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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

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micdotcom:

Artist recreates his childhood doodles 20 years later

In his series “Kiddie Arts,” Telmo Pieper took his old doodles and used Photoshop to digitally recreate them in a realistic style. While the pictures still look bizarre and fantastical, it’s fascinating to see the two versions — one by a child and one by an adult — side by side. [article]

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relahvant:

this show is so fuckin deep man

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Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

unknown (via amortizing)

So true.

Yup

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

Roald Dahl (via forever-and-alwayss)

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jesusworeakanyepiece:

My record hit 10k notes 🙌

jesusworeakanyepiece:

My record hit 10k notes 🙌

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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

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